CD: Cheap Trick - Next Position Please
      Originally Released 1983
      CD Edition Released June 1988
      
      AMG EXPERT REVIEW: by Stephen Thomas Erlewine 
      Perhaps sensing something was going wrong, Cheap Trick hired superstar 
      producer Todd Rundgren for Next Position Please. Rundgren helped the 
      band return to the appealing pop/rock of their In Color days, albeit 
      stamping it with his heavy-handed production. However, Cheap Trick do 
      benefit from Rundgren's control, since it gives them a sense of focus 
      lacking on All Shook Up and One on One. Though the record was hampered 
      somewhat by Epic's insistence of adding a bad cover of the Motors' 
      terrific "Dancin' the Night Away" and the lightweight "You Say Jump," 
      Next Position Please is effectively a return to form for Cheap Trick, 
      boasting their most consistent set of songs since Heaven Tonight. "I 
      Can't Take It," "Borderline," "Younger Girls," "Heaven's Falling," and 
      "Invaders of the Heart" may not quite reach the heights of the first 
      three albums, but they come within shooting distance, making Next 
      Position Please Cheap Trick's last satisfying record. 
       
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      Next Producer Please, February 5, 2003 
      Reviewer: Timothy Brough "author and music buff" (Springfield, PA 
      United States)
      Todd Rundgren's underproduction makes "Next Position Please" one of 
      the oddest in the Cheap Trick catolog. This album has absolutely no 
      zip! Some very strong Rick Nielsen songs are given a sound so thin, 
      it's almost sterile. If there was one thing Cheap Trick was never 
      meant to be, it was sterilized. And I may be one of the few men on the 
      planet who thinks that the decision to cover The Motors' "Dancing The 
      Night Away" was a good match for the band, even if the band swore they 
      hated it. Too bad the whole thing sounds like it was meant to be 
      played out of some tinny car AM radio. 
      
      On an up note, the band liked the songs here so much that FIVE of the 
      album's fourteen numbers made it to the "Sex America Cheap Trick" 
      collection, so that may tell you just how good the songwriting for 
      "Next Position Please" was. Maybe if this ever gets a remaster, the 
      band will take the time to fatten up the sound.
      
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      The pleasant early 80's surprise, April 27, 2004 
      Reviewer: William J. Eichelberger "Tainted deity" (Ft. Thomas, KY) 
      In the liner notes to the box set, Rick mentioned that I Can't Take It 
      was a number one hit down under and advised the American public to 
      wake up. It's a sentiment that I wholly agree with on one hand, but 
      also one that worries me on the other hand. After hitting the top 40 
      with the Dream Police and Voices from the Dream Police album, the band 
      suddenly found themselves in a top 40 slump that lasted until the Lap 
      Of Luxury vomit-fest. Despite four singles that seemed like sure fire 
      hits in the 1980-83 time period (Everything Works If You Let It, Stop 
      This Game, If You Want My Love, and I Can't Take It,) the band 
      couldn't break a song into the top 40. While this doesn't say much for 
      the musical tastes of the top 40 audience, it isn't really a bad thing 
      considering that the next Cheap Trick song to have a chart impact was 
      The Flame. Given the choice between the bowl-swirling nausea of Lap Of 
      Luxury and Busted, I'll take the early 80's near misses in a heartbeat.
       Next Position Please and Heaven's Falling are two other songs from 
      this album that have made every compilation I've ever made. 
      
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      Great Album For Anyone Who Hated "Lap of Luxury", April 1, 2004 
      Reviewer: Bud Sturguess (Seminole, Texas, USA) 
      On VH1's countdown of the 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock (Cheap 
      Trick landed at #25), respected sound engineer and recent CT producer 
      Rob Albini described the group's music as having "moments of rage and 
      ugliness and power...but there are also things about it that are 
      genuinely very pretty and elegant." This album is their "elegant" side 
      (or as elegant as a blistering power-pop band can get anyway).
      Like all of their string of commercially-failed 80s albums, "Next 
      Position Please" is a real gem, and a worthwhile reward for anyone who 
      gives panned albums a chance. Renowned pop producing expert Todd 
      Rundgren was brought on board to man the switches, a move that many 
      say is to be given credit for the album's accessibility. On Cheap 
      Trick's previous "failed" album, "One On One," there were subtle hints 
      that their commercial slide was interfering with the confidence in 
      their music, but that's certainly not the case with "Next Position 
      Please." Cheap Trick sounds determined and focused, despite what shows 
      up in many CT bios. The title track sounds like it was written during 
      the band's glory days of the late 70s, and Rundgren's glossy 
      production actually works on 'Y.O.Y.O.Y.', 'I Can't Take It' (Trick at 
      their most sincere), and the album's best track, 'I Don't Love Here 
      Anymore' (which is complete with Beatles-like backing vocals). It's 
      also obvious that the group were trying to regain a younger, modern 
      audience with songs like 'You Talk To Much' and 'Heaven's Falling.' A 
      wildly left-center version of 'Dancing the Night Away' meanwhile, can 
      be seen as only Cheap Trick being their erratic, oddball selves.
      Many complain that "Next Position Please" is much too pop-oriented to 
      sound like vintage Cheap Trick; but whoever thinks that can compare 
      this record to their 1988 'comeback' "Lap of Luxury," an album the 
      band members themselves criticize, in which the group was forced to 
      bring in outside songwriters. So in that light, "Next Position Please" 
      is the more Cheap Trick-sounding substitute for "Lap of Luxury." As 
      for this album's commercial stance, the next position for Cheap Trick 
      would be a disappointing peak at number 61. 
      
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      Next Position....... Please?, November 26, 2003 
      Reviewer: Timothy N. Knight (Knoxville, TN United States)
      Well, you would think that this was a match made in musical heaven. On 
      hindsight, given the excellent production that Rundgren afforded such 
      pop/metal exports as The Purssuit of Happiness the question mark grows 
      even larger. Being a big fan of Rockford's best export, upon release I 
      was hoping for the best. However, there was much trepidation since the 
      band had released the woefully compromised affairs since their 
      departure with producer Tom Werman; George Martin (The Beatles)and Roy 
      Thomas Baker (Queen). Who knows who's to blame here, but Next Position 
      Please sounds like a warm up to the real affair. "I Can't Take It" 
      jumps off the record with warmth, but lacks the punch that Cheap Trick 
      is known for. From there the band grinds through some fine tunes, none 
      of which really ever seem to get going. Fortunately, the band does 
      leap off the album for one very fine, penned by Todd song, "Heaven's 
      Falling". Even though the chord structures are atypical of Nielsen, 
      the Cheap Trick sound makes the song among one of the best they ever 
      committed to tape (What happened on the box set...that is another 
      story). Go buy it if you have everything Cheap Trick recorded up to 
      Dream Police, and may have stumbled on their last two studio relases, 
      Cheap Trick and Special One. 
      
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      The Trick's Last (to Date) Great Album, August 26, 2003
      Reviewer: "jd2002" (Seven Hills, OH United States) 
      As an avid collector of all of Cheap Trick's CD's, and having seen 
      them live over a dozen times...I believe I can consider myself a 
      fairly hardcore Trick fan. That said, this (as of Aug 2003, anyway)is 
      the last work from the group that can honestly be enjoyed all the way 
      through. The frequently maligned production by Rungren is different 
      for the Trick, but works well...giving them an even more Beatlesque 
      sound than on previous efforts. More to the point, almost every song 
      on this album is different, fun and blessed with great hooks. Best of 
      the lot are (oddly) a remake of The Motor's "Dancing the Night Away" 
      and "Heaven's Falling", a shimmering tune straight out of pop-rock 
      heaven.
      If you are fairly slim on your Cheap Trick collection, this CD and 
      anything else they put out before would make fine selections. After 
      that, the group would drift aimlessly through the late eighties and 
      nineties with sellouts like "Lap of Luxury" (much of it written by 
      outside songwriting hacks like Diane "Syrup of Ipecac" Warren). 
      
      When they finally realized that they had sold their souls, CT went 
      back in 1997 for a self-titled effort that crashed and burned on 
      release. Sadly, the songwriting inspiration that began in the late 
      seventies ended after Next Position Please.
      
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      Great songs Produced All Wrong., July 19, 2002
      Reviewer: Kevin OConnor (Florida) 
      "Next Position Please" is an interesting album. As far as songs go 
      there are some great ones on here. However, as far as production goes, 
      it is not so good. Todd Rundgren, who produced the album wanted to get 
      Cheap Trick away from Whoish-bomb-bast, and strip them down to 
      barebones. There are some moments where this works, like on, "Won't 
      Take No For an Answer," Invaders of the Heart," and the title track 
      but most of the time it just falls flat on it's face. What "Next 
      Postion Please" needed was stronger production, dare I say fuzzy 
      guitars, and fat walking basslines Instead we get washed out guitar 
      sounds, and tiney sounding bass lines. Having heard the majority of 
      these songs live I can say that they were made to be played loud, and 
      fast, not slow and restrained.(To see, or rather hear, what I mean 
      listen to the live version of "I Can't Take It, for 1999's Music for 
      Hangovers). 
      Also their label, Epic, started to flex their muscles on the creative 
      control aspects of things by forcing the band to cover The Motors' 
      "Dancing the Night Away." I believe it was either "record this song or 
      we shelve the album". I have heard the songs that were thrown off this 
      album for "Dancing the Night Away", and it just goes to prove that at 
      that time, and probably now, record execs have not a clue about what 
      is good and bad, only what they think will sell -- and most of the 
      time they are well off the mark on both. Maybe if record companies 
      like Epic nutured bands and tried to develop them instead of using the 
      assembly line approach with them, then the record industry would not 
      be in the sad and sorry state they it is in now. Anyhoo, this could 
      have been a classic, right up there with anything that the Rolling 
      Stones or the Beatles did if produced right, instead it is a mixed bag 
      of great songs produced wrong. I have always said that if Cheap Trick 
      could come out with an album of songs as good as the ones on Next 
      Position Please, with the strong production of All Shook Up, it would 
      be a wonder to behold, well check out their self titled album from 
      1997 to see what I mean.
      
      Amazon.com Customer Review
      This album lacks the cohesiveness of most Cheap Trick Albums, July 23, 
      1998
      Reviewer: Mark Ostendorf (Ismay, MT USA) 
      This album is all over the place, and for that reason misses the mark. 
      A number of the punkish songs seem to be afterthoughts that were never 
      even finished, and should have been left in the studio. Y.O.Y.O.Y., a 
      very sappy ballad is an example of one of the bands ill-advised 
      realeases, that while it may show a little move on the charts, adds to 
      the public perception that the band lacks depth and songwriting 
      ability. As a result, a few excellent efforts were lost in the mess. A 
      small hit, "I Can't Take It" is one of the bands most unusual, and 
      talented songwriting efforts (attempt to play it yourself and see), 
      and has an addictive, dreamy and hypnotic sound. "Borderline" is a 
      lost gem, and I would rank it in my top 5 favorites by Cheap Trick. It 
      is filled with the same tremendous rhythmic guitar work as found in 
      "Can't Take It", filled with clever bridges that culminate in a guitar 
      solo that can only be described as "beautiful"! ;, and constitutes 
      some of Robin Zander's most challenging vocal work ever, from the 
      beginning to the very end. "Heaven's Falling", though predictable, is 
      a very pleasant pop song. Carlos as always, provides Cheap Trick's 
      signature steady, driving and leading drum work, which is solid even 
      on the numerous "half songs" on this scattered effort. This is likely 
      one of the records that critics refer to as "Cheap Trick's 10 years of 
      bad albums" My advice? Give it a listen, and like most of Cheap 
      Trick's albums, you'll find yourself liking something about it for 
      years to come.
      
      Half.com Album Credits
      Paul Klingberg, Engineer
      Todd Rundgren, Engineer
      
      Album Notes
      Cheap Trick: Robin Zander (vocals); Rick Nielsen (guitar, keyboards); 
      John Brant (bass); Bun E. Carlos (drums, cymbals).
      
      Producers: Todd Rundgren, Cheap Trick, Ian Taylor.
      Recorded at Utopia Sound Studio, Woodstock, New York.
      
      This was Cheap Trick's third album in a row made with a high profile 
      producer identified with a specific sound--here it's Todd Rundgren, 
      previously it was George Martin, and before that Roy Thomas Baker. And 
      yet, the band sounds resolutely consistent. This is vintage Cheap 
      Trick and stylistically identical with classics like HEAVEN TONIGHT.
      Granted, there are a few new wrinkles, notably Rick Neilsen's guitar 
      work on the opening "I Can't Take It," which appears to have absorbed 
      the influence of the Police's Andy Summers. Elsewhere, however, it's 
      melodic pop-rock business as usual, with "Y.O.Y.O.Y." (perhaps the 
      band's most breathtakingly ironic ballad), and the melodically 
      exquisite "Heaven's Falling" being particular standouts. YEAR: 1983
01. I Can't Take It    [0:03:28.12]
02. Borderline    [0:03:34.81]
03. I Don't Love Here Anymore    [0:03:51.64]
04. Next Position Please    [0:02:51.22]
05. Younger Girls    [0:03:14.80]
06. Dancing The Night Away    [0:04:58.24]
07. You Talk To Much    [0:01:55.89]
08. 3-D    [0:03:37.73]
09. You Say Jump    [0:03:06.73]
10. Y.O.Y.O.Y.    [0:04:54.93]
11. Won't Take No For An Answer    [0:03:13.77]
12. Heaven's Falling    [0:03:48.00]
13. Invaders Of The Heart    [0:04:00.08]
14. Don't Make Our Love A Crime    [0:03:44.06]